More Quotes

In line with my recent penchant for "quotes", here are some memorable ones from sources closer to home.


Claudius' infamous retort to the comforting tripe "don't worry, there's lots of other fish in the sea"...

BUT YOU CAN'T SHAG FISH!!


Peter's exasperated explanation of the concept of syllables to Christoph before a game of charades;

FUCK IS ONE SYLLABLE, FUCK YOU IS TWO SYLLABLES!!


My reflex retort to Sonia's innocent query - Doctors have the Hippocratic Oath, what do lawyers have?

THE HYPOCRITIC OATH!!