We were all waiting around at Little Bali for Kaying to show so the rest updated me on what I missed in the 2 weeks I was away.
Claudius : Oh man Sunita, you missed all the drama. We were at this place and this guy was bugging Ira. Not really bugging but kind of talking to her. And she told him to LEAVE ME ALONE but he wouldn't.
Archana : So Ira threw her drink in his face
Me : Wow! I always wanted to do that. But no one like bugs me and I don't think I could aim properly even.
Archana : Yeah well then his group came over to pick a fight with our group. And I was all ready to fight and all. And then I turned back and all our guys were missing! It was just me up alone against all those guys!
Me : Man you guys are useless
Anne : Seriously, You guys did not even help Archana?
Claudius : We are not useless! We were all there at the back ready to support you!
Karl : Actually, I was not at the back. I was on the phone to my girlfriend in Germany.
Ashwin : Hey you got to understand the situation here before you judge us.
Anne & Me & Archana : What situation?!!!
Ashwin : See with Karl away on the phone, it was only me and Archit and Claudius against all those ******* buggers. Who do you think the cops are gona haul off to prison? Yup! That is right, the two Indian boys and the Black Man.
Claudius : Moreover our lawyer was in India!
And after all that, Kaying did not show.
